Jayden

Week 34 (21) To comment, scroll all the way to the bottom of this page.
I didn’t realise that they could fly!  It was the one thing that I had to remember.  The one thing!  Ok, ok, ok.  Look, earth is in the middle of a giant war against crazy flying donkeys.  The only way to stop them is to throw magic shiny red mushrooms at them.  These donkeys have  sharp teeth, and poisonous claws the size of bananas.  But on top of all that they can fly, and breathe fire!  While I was fighting one I had almost beat it, when it just flew away, leaving nothing behind but a tooth and some fur.


Week 32 (21)
“This is the A.S.B, and this is president Jeff.”
“Yes I am, I am the fir-”
“The first general of the squirlies, you were the one that took over New york.”  I Said.
 “Yes I am, but I also must get going.  It was great to meet you.”
“Alright now that you have met him it's time to make a plan on how we will win the war against the chipmunks.”  yelled savage.
We stood outside waiting for the lightning to strike so we could direct it to the chipmunks acorns.  Suddenly a flash of light, then, darkness...

Week 31 (21)


The hotdog got covered in soda and ketchup, but he didn't stop eating pork.  “Stop eating pork, you are a hotdog.”
“But me like pork, It's good.”  Then he threw a wrinkled mushroom at me.  Luckily, I dodged it and threw an oar at him.
“Now stop eating pork, that's the rule with hotdogs”
“But pork is tasty boi.  I am wistful for pork.”  Then I squirted mustard, chocolate, cheese and hot sauce down onto his pork.  He put his pork in his mouth and chewed on and on and on.  Until he ran off and never was seen again.

Week 30 (21)  To comment, scroll all the way to the bottom of this page.
I was on my couch when I heard a knock on the door.  I looked out the window and saw a giant hotdog eating pork.  Luckily I had prepared for this.  I ran up the stairs, got a balloon and filled it with peanut butter.  I did this over and over until I had run out of balloons.  “OOOOLOOLLLLLZZZZOOOOOOOOOWYYYYYYEYYY” I  screamed as I dropped the peanut butter on the hotdog.  Suddenly, darkness enveloped the room, only because I turned off the lights. But the hotdog wouldn't stop so I got a big balloon and filled it with soda and ketchup…


Week 29 (21)
I met Savage at this old rusty fence that had the number 29 on top for the 29 generals of the A.S.B.  “Ahh so we meet again,” said Savage.
“Yes it looks like we have, but why pick here?”
“Well this is the best place to have a meeting.”  Suddenly he jumped on to the fence and fell into a hole.  So I thought that it would be a good idea to jump in with him.  When I got down there I landed on a trampoline.
 “What is th-.”

Week 28 (21)
The warship was still coming and right when it was only a yard away, my best soldiers came in and started shooting sticks at the ship but it was too much.  The ship shot down all my planes, but in came one one more.  This one was not one of my planes, this one was different.  It went in and shot the ship's motor, and suddenly as it let out a pitiful howl the pilot got out of the plane and said “I’m Savage S. Squirrel, leader of the A.S.B and we need to talk.”  From Arthur Squirrel. 


Week 27 (21)

This is King Aurther the 45 year old handsome rare purple painted squirrel.  Plus I'm also king of the British squirrels.  5 days ago something very, very odd happened.  I was happy as could be, playing my violin while riding on my 1,500 pound elephant when I saw a huge war ship sailing straight for my kingdom.  Well I wasn’t planning on having my kingdom blown apart, so I tried to throw sticks at the ship, but it wasn't enough.  So I was forced to call in my best soldiers to come and take care of the dirty business!

GES ONLY week

We have suffered a terrible loss against the chipmunks who have taken almost all of our land and most of our red coins.  But that was 5 years ago, now things are different.  The general's before me, like General Jeff Squirrel and Pe N. Butter always wanted to use big fat long yellow oak sticks as weapons.  But I won't make the same mistakes that they have made.  I am Savage S. Squirrel and I am going to take back the land we once had.  But first we must  build some traps with a big sinking ladder and some pavement!    

Week 26 (21)
The squirrel nation is falling apart, and it's all because of one of the Australian squirrels.  “No,” they said.
 “I like Marmite''.  But we've got bigger problems here in America, our worst enemy the chipmunks have just declared war.  So I Pe N. Butter have gotten all the squirrels and everything that I could find, to get us the win.  We are planning a big attack on the chipmunks that will start in 5 hours and 53 seconds and counting.  But know we must go to sleep to get ready for what might just be the battle of our lives!  

Week 25 (21)To comment, scroll all the way to the bottom of this page.

It will be Halloween night in 5 hours and 6 seconds.  My friends and I have painted me to look like a statue.  
It’s now dark out and I’m going to stand right in the middle of town and scare Little Jimmy right when he walks by me.  Now we are walking straight to the middle of town to set up the cameras and so I can get in some weird funky crazy pose and scare Little Jimmy.
Ok, here's Little Jimmy now, 3, 2, 1.  I leep out and scare him so much that he heavily  wets his pants.  


Week 24 (21)
It was time to team up with squirrels worldwide, so I general Pe N. Butter called a global squirrel meeting to discuss how to defeat  the humas.  I set up a Zoom meeting and invited all the big boss squirrels.   When it was time to talk, the orange one spoke first.
“We all must work together to take back the world, and do it for all the squirrels!”  That’s all that needed to be said, after that we got straight to work.  We all met in China, and that's where we came up with the plan to take over Russia.
 

Week 23 (21) To comment, scroll all the way to the bottom of this page.
We crept into the clippers stadium and got our stuff set up.  The plan was to smear the most frightening dark brown peanut butter all over the stadium so we could get revenge on them for the times they’d beaten the Lakers.  We put peanut butter in their shoes, on the court, and any other place that we could think of.  We even made the biggest balloon ever and filled it with peanut butter so when it was  kicked, it would shoot out all the peanut butter you could imagine.  It would be so much they'd never see it coming. 

Week 22 
After Five long years of travel we had made it back to base, plus it’s 2021.  As soon as we got on land we started to make a plan to take over.  After we made our plan, we went and told everyone that we hadn't died.  Next, we quickly got into a ship, and sailed to LA.
Once we got to LA we hopped out of the boat, but quickly realized the boat had vanished.
“but where did it go?” I shouted.  Then we sprang into action. We decided to let the Lakers play, but the Clippers had to go.

Week 20 (21)To comment, scroll all the way to the bottom of this page.

We have now been stuck in Beijing for 20 days  and everyone’s going crazy!  Again, I am General Pe N. Butter of the American squirrel army.  Walnut and I have been trying to find a way out of this place, but we’ve had no luck so far.  Suddenly I see something, it’s our worst enemy, the chipmunks!  We pull out our sticks and get ready to fight, and so do the chinese squirrels.  But it turns out that these chipmunks are just tying a weird yellow bike on a wooden pole.  We all get on the bike and we're off.


Week 19 (21)

Suddenly an army of chinese squirrels jumped out and did a Bruce Lee one-inch punch and knocked out all the people!  
“Who are you!” Asked the chinese squirrel who looked like the leader.  
“I am General Pe N.Butter, leader of the American squirrel army.   And you are?”
“I’m Walnut, leader of the chinese squirrel army.”
“Come with us and you can help us take over America,” I said.
  The chinese squirrels agreed to come with us, so we got in their plane and that's when it just wouldn't take off, and that's how we got stranded here right now.


 18 (21)  To comment, scroll all the way to the bottom of this page.
Yesterday it was May 15th, 2054. 2 years ago the squirrels took over New york.  I am general Pe N. Butter, and yesterday I led my troops into battle, took over Beijing and greedily took back our land.  We sailed over on a yellow ship desperate to get back what we lost.
When we finally arrived, we all rode into battle on a bicycle.  We threw rocks, sticks and all we had.  We couldn't take them any more. They were too strong and too big, we warned them but they wouldn't stop.  And just when we thought all was lost...



Week 16 (21)
 Yesterday was Friday, July 22, 2052, the day that we started taking over the world.  I am General Jeff Squirrel, leader of the squirrel army.  “Ok troops, let's go in” I shouted.  We rode in on Dogs, and started throwing acorns at everything in sight, it was time to fight back!  But the humans were too much for us alone, “call in the air force” I shouted, everything stopped and more Squirrels Rode in little jet planes pouring mud on everyone in sight.
“We surrender, we surrender” shouted all of the people.  That was the day we started taking over. 


Week 14 (21) To comment, scroll all the way to the bottom of this page.
There was a dress that cost 100 million dollars, and a gang of robbers decided that they wanted money.  So, they planned a heist at the biggest museum in the world just so they could get the dress!
“Okay crew” said their captain “tonight we are going to steal a dress and sell it on the black market.”  He rolled out a blueprint and said “this is where we will break in.”
At 3:00 in the morning they slowly climbed up the walls of the museum, opened the tiny door and lowered down to the dress, but then suddenly...



Week 13 (21)
My name Jack and this is the story of when a ghost  came into my house.  One day I was sitting on the couch, when I suddenly heard some rustling in the laundry room. So I turned off the tv right away and ran to the laundry room as fast as I could!  But nothing was there.  Just the laundry machine swishing and sloshing like aways.  BOOM!  It sounded like something had fallen in the basement.  So opened the door but nothing happened.  I went back to watch tv, but it was on.  But I didn't remember putting it on..

Week 11 (21) To comment, scroll all the way to the bottom of this page.  



Jeff the Jester was a crafty young Jester who lived in the white castle on Rolling Street.  One day, Jeff decided to play a prank on king JIM JON JOSS.  But, this would be no prank, no not at all, indeed this would be the prank of the century.  It would be the prank of all pranks!  Jeff set out on an adventure, with a plan to fill the castle with leaves.  He started to gather more, and more leaves.
5 months later, Jeff finished filling the castle.
The king came back, and screamed ¨Jeffffffff what did you do.¨


Week 10 (21)

“Ouch my foot is hurting”  said Raff.
“Ok said Raff’s mom let's go get you some new shoes.”
5 hours later they were driving to the shoe store to go get Raff some new shoes.
1 hour later they were at the store to pick Raff some shoes.
“Whoa look at these shoes, mom” said Raff.  They say on the box that you can jump higher if you wear them.”  Well if only it was a little bigger” said Raff.
“OOO” , oooed Raff’s mom.  “Look at these Raff, they are just your size.”
And Raff said “yes.”

Week 9 (21) To comment, scroll all the way to the bottom of the page.





“Hello, it’s Sara from Channel 13 reporting live at the scene of a giant bumble bee at the New York State building. Over to Tim in the studio. ”

“That's right Sara, scientists have come to the conclusion that this bee once was a regular bee, but has mutated into a giant highly venomous bee. Back to you Sara.”

“Well Tim, we just got a call, President Trump’s sending in the best scientists he could find to take down the bee...oh they are here already! Over to you Tim. Hold on, the bee just flew off leaving no trace behind…”



Week 8 (21)




Hello, I am Little John and yesterday was my sister's birthday. My sister is very hyper. When she woke up exhausted & breathing hard, she simply raised her fists and yelled “Oh yeah, it's my birthday!”

So after she ran around the house about 7 billion 50 times, we finally ate breakfast and soon she was crazily asking our mom. “Can I open my presents, can I, can I?!” So when our mom said yes she quickly rushed over to her presents, and opened them like the tasmanian devil, and well it was a very very absolutely positively crazy crazy morning!

Week 7 (21)


One day Luis poured fluffy red concrete on a scooter to make a sculpture. When he was finished it was the best sculpture ever.

So, he started to make sculptures for a living, and whenever he made a perfect sculpture he would say “yes yes” and he would dance all around.

Years later, a billionaire (Jeff Besos) called and asked Luis if he could make a surprise sculpture for him. So, Luis got to work and soon had an amazing creation right in front of him. He showed Jeff what he had made, and all Jeff could say was “Wow!”

Week 6 (21)


One crisp February morning I, Fred, was laying down on my couch. I was thinking about what I would do tomorrow. I decided to stop thinking and take a nice peaceful nap. BANG! BANG! BANG! I woke up immediately. It was surprisingly 11:00 pm already. I very slowly walked to the door, and cautiously cracked it open. Right on the porch there was a box that had DANGER written with big bold red letters!

I brought the big box in the house and I knew that I should not open it, but I had to see what was inside...



Week 5 (21)

Hello I am your mom, just kidding, I am Jimmy Joe Bob III, and I will fire this cannon. I will tell you why, we all like cheese. That other country stole our cheese, now we will take their cheese. I, Jimmy Joe Bob III, am the general of Operation Cheese. While we pushed the cannon, the other country started eating all their cheese. It took a very long time before they could even eat ⅛ of their cheese. ¨Hey,¨ said Jack Black ¨let's just share all of the cheese!¨ ¨That is a good Idea¨ said the people.
Week 4(2)

I am a dog, yes. Yes, I am a dog! I know I can type, but that's not the story we're telling. I live in Violin town, it's called Violin town because people smash green very smelly violins on their heads for fun. All of those prickly green splinters bruised them so much that they needed to be walked to the hospital. So one day the king did it, but it was times 12! He got so bruised that he couldn't walk. He had to lay down for 5 whole days! Please help these people are really driving me crazy!
Week 3(21)


One day a boy was sitting on the couch, he heard a strange noise, he looked out his window and saw a flying saucer filled with hotdogs, not just any hotdogs, living hotdogs. He immediately went outside and got a big stick to defend himself. The flying saucer opened up and a hotdog came out, the boy turned into a hotdog. Then a hamburger army came out of the woods. There was a big battel and the hamburgers won, join us, said the hamburgers. The hotdogs very quickly said yes, well thought the boy they never should have said yes!


Practice Week




I am Jeeeeeeeff and I am currently falling into hay! But let me tell you how that happened. I was making some breakfast, and when I was eating my eggs I decided that I wanted to go on a bike ride. So I got my stuff on, and went out on my bike! The crisp air felt so good that I was not looking where I was going, and I was too busy thinking about what I was going to wear tomorrow. Suddenly I felt a bump on my bike, next thing I knew my face was in this hay!

43 comments:

  1. jayden this is so funny
    I love it
    From Izzy

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  2. I like the Start with the falling into a hay bale Joey Aloy

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  3. I like how you do a flashback in the begining when you say, 'but let me tell you how it happened'.
    ~Cara C.

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  4. hi jayden nice story from Jayden

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  5. I liked it. it was really good.

    -from natalia

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  6. Hi Jayden I liked your story about the town where they hit themselves on the head with prickly green violins.I liked the way you based the story from a dog view.Do you ever think of making a part two? Oh and here is a link to our class blog https://msbrennocksclass.100wc.net/

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  7. Hi Jayden,
    I enjoyed your story this week. I like how you used the prompt words. It seems like Luis was a really good sculptor and loved what he did. He was very lucky to get a commission from Jeff Besos! Keep up the great work.
    Ms Brennock
    Team 100 w/c
    Ms Brennock

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  8. I thout it was very incheresting.

    Soleil

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  9. Hi Jayden I liked your story about your sister. It is really good she is very happy. Do you have a sister?
    From Luke

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  10. I like how you made a story about your sister and how crazy she was because it was her birthday! Very nice job! ~Lizzie

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  11. I like how you did a news channel point of view and not just your point of view.

    -Dominic V.

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  12. GIANT BUMBLE BEE i liked how you switched people to their point of view- Ahmet Dagli

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  13. #Week11 Hello Jayden, what a great story. I really like how you described the prank, engaging me, as the reader, to read on to find out about the amazing prank. I wasn't disappointed. Imagine a castle full of leaves. Well done. (Cath, Team100, Melbourne, Australia)

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  14. The prankiest prank that was funny he he he ha ha ha ha ha keep up the good work- Ahmet

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  15. I like how on week 11 king JIM JON JOSS knew right away that it was jeff the jester

    logan gates ges at fms

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  16. Then what happened? I know you reached 100 words, but such a cliff-hanger!

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  17. Woah, such a cliffhanger. What happened next..?

    -Dominic V.

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  18. PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE MORE IN WEEK 15 PLEASE!!!!!!!!, PLEASE JAYDEN
    From Ahmet

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  19. I liked how you based your story off of squirrels. Squirrels will rule the world in 2052!

    -Dominic

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  20. your flashbacks are wonderful jaydon .
    Suzanna Sara Cherian

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  21. Jayden, I'm impressed that you are picking up each week's prompts and building them effortlessly into your ongoing narrative. This is clever writing!
    Thanks for sharing,
    Jackie (Team 100WC)
    New Zealand

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  22. Hi Jayden,
    I enjoyed reading your story. Well done.
    That was some revenge you planned!
    I'd be interested to see how the Clippers would react?
    Good work this week.
    Keep writing.

    Mrs Boyce (Team 100WC)
    Cork.
    Ireland

    https://blog.seesaw.me/mrsboyce/#!/

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  23. I think your story is really funny and I think you have good grammar.

    -Morgan

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  24. Jayden, I like how you have your past 5 stories connected! It is really fun trying to guess what the squirrels will do next!

    -Cliff🙂

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  25. I like how the squirrles try to take over the world its very funny
    Andre-

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  26. i like your week 16 jayden. it was very funny.
    good story
    Izzy Pangburn

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  27. My favorite line in your story was The squirrel nation is falling apart, and it's all because of one of the Australian squirrels. Great story keep it up

    ~Connor

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  28. i really like how your week 26 and ges only week went together

    -Ari

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  29. Jayden I like how the squrrels are in a all out war and in week 26 its funny how the squirle nation is falling great job

    Andre

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  30. I hope the kingdom doesn't get blown apart! Nice job on week 27!

    -Dominic

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  31. Wow this squirrel fight is getting intense..

    -Dominic

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  32. Jayden, I really like your Week 28 piece. I never would have thought to use a battleship context as the storyline.
    - Elliott

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  33. Hi Jayden I liked your battleship story it was a good idea to use battleships. From luke

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  34. I like how the squirrel and savage meet up again and they jump into a hole I also like how the squirlles are have a war-

    Andre

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  35. It is so funny that the hot dog is eating pork so funny

    -Andre

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  36. i liked how you said it was good to meet you in wek 32
    Peyton

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  37. I am extremely confuzzled. y r u obsessed w/ squirrels? good work? i mean, it's funny...
    - JACKIE! 😎

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  38. YES!! ATTACK THE CHIPMUNKS!

    -Dominic

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  39. presidant jeff is a funny name

    -Andre

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  40. Flying donkeys! This was a very interesting piece to read. Well done in adding a lot of descriptions as it made the story more realistic.

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  41. why is the earth being attacked by evil flying donkeys? Are they donkey from shrieks kids cause in shriek donkey has kids with a dragon and make mutant donkey dragon babies that can fly and breath fire -Andre

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  42. I like your donky story it was funny
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    Henry Phineas Rivas

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