Cliff

Week 35 (21)
Once in a land far far away, (Russia) there was a thing. What was this “thing” you ask? Well I don’t know. BUT this thing was weird. No one had gotten a good glimpse of it, or any pictures. It ate bananas and howled at night.
But… The other day, I was walking through my town and I saw something. It was the thing. It was... Shaquille O’neal. Apparently, It was looking for the shops.
“Which way to the shops” It panted
“Uhhhhhh that way.” I said. 
Then Shaquille O’neal got on all fours and started running like a monkey. 

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So the other day me and my family were fishing. I felt a tug on the fishing line and pulled the fish up. It glimmered in the sunlight. It was by far the best catch of the trip! 
Then… It sprouted wings. We were VERY confused. It kept flopping around for a little while while we brought it back to shore. While we were heading back it started to flap its wings. 
Then out of nowhere, it started flying. 
“WHAT?!” we all said in amazement! “I didn’t realise they could fly!” When we got home, we told everybody everything. 
“WOW” 


Week 31 (21)

I was driving my boat when something happened. A mushroom popped up in the road. It smelled SO incredibly bad my face wrinkled. It made me wistful of a samsung smart fridge. I grabbed an oar and slapped the mushroom. 
From that day on, I made a rule: Kill smelly mushrooms. 
Then I kept paddling away and blocking traffic. People were getting mad at me, so I paddled away into a river and ate a tuna sandwich with a goose liver. (NOT the best combo). Then I went home and watched TV. Then I threw the TV out the window. 

Week 30 (21)
Well, um… I’ve been abducted by aliens. They came down, the spaceship landed on me, and swallowed me. 
I was taken into a room. And suddenly, darkness enveloped the room. Then a half baby half cow came and said… “Yo what’s up homie.” 
“Um... Nothing. Homie.”
 Then it took me to a weird room and started mumbling. The spaceship took off and I barfed. All over the floor. The cow baby got mad. Like MAD mad. He went all Darth Vader mode on me and choked me. Then he got a fish and started slapping me with it. Very weird. 

Week 28 (21)
Come closer to the fire. It's burning out. I should tell this story quickly. Have you ever heard the story of… GLARGERBUF!! It’s a ten foot tall catopus (It’s a cat/octopus.) There are only 3 catopuses in the world! And they are deadly! This one though… it was super deadly and it LOVED surfing! You could go to the beach and if you were lucky you would see Glargerbuf. 
But one day some surfers got tired of it. They complained. So they went out and shot it! Everyone felt bad as it let out a pitiful howl. So sad. 

Week 26 (21)
I am captain Walnut and I am reporting that the president of the squirrel world Phat Gus just started the war against the Australian squirrels. “No, they said, I like Marmite.” that triggered the war. 
My army of Chinese Squirrels is fighting them because we like peanut butter. The American squirrel army just joined the fight! They are fighting for us to stop fighting! This is getting out of hand! 
Oh no…… there bringing out the nukes… I'm going to go get my nukes out! This is becoming the cold war all over again… I have to go. 

*BOOM BOOM*


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I am Luca Wucca of the Ucca Bucca. The Ucca Bucca are the only neighboring civilization of Occa Pocca. They live in the Woods of Forever, we live in the Fields of Bravery. The Fields of Bravery are an hour walk from the Woods of Forever. The Woods of Forever go on forever, except for one portal. That statue is me. I can turn into a statue any time I want. This comes in VERY handy when i'm in public because i'm not allowed to be seen, but I just LOVE going outside and looking at every park i’ve seen!

Week 24 (21)


I am Sir KinPump, lord of the rhubarb! I rule all of them and I have control over the WHOLE rhubarb field! 
Today was an eventful day, because the rhubarbs of the field were NOT happy. They wanted a real government. They tried to hang me! But my celery bodyguards took them away. Then they started to protest outside of my castle! The orange one spoke first. “We want a government!” And they burnt my castle to the ground!
Oh I was so sad. They elected the orange rhubarb as president and I was sent back to the pumpkin field. 

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I am a clown who sells balloons. kids find me VERY frightening. But I'm not bad. Anyways, the other day, one kid came up to me and asked for all my balloons. He wanted brown ones especially. I said that I’ll never give him all my balloons and he started to kick and scream. After a while I gave him all the balloons and you’ll never guess what happened. He started FLYING into the air. He was like a rocketship! I tried to grab him but he was going up too fast! After about ten minutes you couldn’t see him! 


Week 22 (21)
Once there was a duck that was fat. She would swim in a pond all day and eat fish. She LOVED it. 
But one day when she was looking under the water for fish and she saw the BIGGEST fish she had ever seen!! She HAD to eat it. She dove under the water and slapped the fish into the air. Then the fish vanished. “What?, B-b-but where did it go?” She shouted. “It was just right he--” 
Then she saw it. It was flying! It pooped on her and flew away. Then an eagle saw it and ate it.

Week 19 (21)


I am the leader of the Chinese Squirrel Army. We spotted the American Squirrel Army. We attacked and we surrendered. The American Squirrel Army asked if we wanted to take over american people and make it a squirrel nation. We said yes and got on our first class plane. But it would not take off. We tried everything. And I mean EVERYTHING.

Now we are stuck in Beijing. We are slowly losing our minds. We are making friends with rocks, driftwood, and any other thing we can think of that we see. But not people. It's really sad. REALLY sad.  


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Back in 1853 my mom's roommate wanted to find a quick way to travel.  Then she made the bicycle. She even painted it yellow! Then her dad’s friend's babysitter wanted to buy it. But she warned her it was dangerous. She greedily bought it and immediately crashed. She was desperate to return it. But the creator said no. She kept trying. Then my dad bought it for $1.238654454 trillion. He tried riding it and he made it popular. And to this day we still have the bike, and a hole where that $1.238654454 trillion is supposed to be.

Week 17 (21)



I am a Occa Pocca from the ancient civilization of Occa Pocca. This picture is of our only ruler Occa Pocca. He can transform into ANYTHING he wants. He is also very “shady”. I have only seen him twice. He also is immortal. 

He and all the remaining Occa Pocca’s live in the Woods of Forever for forever. In the Woods of Forever there is an invisible dome that humans can’t see. That is all. There also is magic that we use on special occasions.  Well, I'm out of words, but I hope you learned something about the Occa Poccas.

Week 15 (21)
Once upon a time, there was a yodeling cow that went “YoDel LAy HeE hOo!!!” Then “OOF.” All the villagers in our village hated it. They wanted to make the cow stop. But how?? They asked the cow to stop. It yodeled, “YoDel LAy HeE hOo!!!” then “OOF.” The people were getting fed REALLY up. They went to the cow and took out his yodeling box. Now everytime the cow tried to yodel, all it blurted out was, “meh”. Everyone was very happy. But the cow was MAD. That night it went to the village and took their voice boxes.




Week 13 (21)

I have A LOT of shoes. Some are shiny white, others are crazier than a 37 year old moose trying to run a marathon. I really think I might have TOO many. 

Anyways, I was going to school one day. We just had a big break, so I was not ready. I walked to school and into class. Everyone started laughing. I wondered what was so funny. It seemed like everyone was looking at my shoes. I looked down and saw that I was wearing my crocs that had a bunch of odd stuff on them. I was really embarrassed.


Week 10 (21)
I’ve been working on a drawing for 6 hours!! I think it's my best drawing! I just have to color the last piece of my drawing and… NOOOOOO! I just went over the edge!! Noooooo! It was the marker. If only it was a bit smaller. I could have made a perfect drawing!! Well, lesson learned. NEVER buy markers that are too big! Time to start a new drawing. 
6 hours later. Done! And this time I used the right type of marker. No mistakes! Just a perfect drawing of a person. Now I can relax and read a book.


Week 9 (21)




So, I kinda shrunk the weird neighbors. They have always been weird, but when they're small, they go NUTS. Like yesterday, I took this picture of them poking at a dead bee on our porch. WHO DOES THAT!? Who just goes up to a dead bee and starts POKING it?! I'm working on an antidote to make them big again, but for now, we're stuck with this! Tiny people who act wei--- THERE IN MY HOUSE!!!

I REALLY hope they move so that we can have normal neighbours for a change. But for now I have to live with this.

Week 8 (21)
My friend and I just adopted 100,000 cats. We spent all our money on food. Now we need to go get jobs and earn money or we will starve. I went and got a job. Weeks later we fed the cats again. My friend, exhausted & breathing hard, she simply raised her fists and said NO MORE CATS!!! We had to sell all the cats. But where should we sell them? We sold them to the crazy cat lady of Alabama. She was very pleased to see all the cats. We drove back home only to find 100,000 dogs
Week 7(21)




I love playing in the concrete jungle of NYC. The red graffiti, the fluffy dogs that walk by, and the skateboard park. I don’t skateboard, I scooter. It's really fun!! My favorite trick is to do a 50-50 grind on railings. All day I just dance around on my scooter.

Yesterday, I fell. I broke my knee. My doctor said I can’t scooter for a month!! I was so sad. I watched every professional scooterer and picked up many tricks!! I would say that the break was actually good for me because I picked up lots of tricks!!

Week 6 (21)


I'm a insect lover. Well not exactly… I love dissecting insects. I have a microscope, so I can see what I’m dissecting. Today I was in my yard looking for bugs when I found a box. It said from1986, this is what was popular in this time. “Woah!!” I said!! I brought it inside and told my parents. They gasped! “DON’T OPEN THAT!!!”

…but I had to see what was inside…

I looked inside the box and I was amazed!! Active bombs!! My parents came up and called bomb control! They said never open those boxes!! I was so amazed.

Week 5 (21)

“Arg! There be another ship o’er there!! Load the cannons!!” cried a pirate. We were ready to fight. We had a smaller ship then the other pirates, but we had more wit and strategy. We loaded the first cannon. BOOM! A hit right in the center of the other boat. They missed. I went to the storage and got my special cannonballs I’ve been developing. (I'm the nerd) It's a cannonball that lights on fire. “And that's the story of how the Ruben pirates won that fight.” said the museum tourist. “Cool right?” “Ya” said the people in the crowd”

Week 4(21)


Young Tommy the violin was very sad. He had gotten bullied at school again. People said he played worse than green ogre trying to yodel. These prickly bongos pushed him around until he was bruised. He walked home to his parents (that were cellos) and told them about the mean bongos. His parents said not to listen to them. The next day, he ignored them. The bongos got no reaction out of him so they left him alone. He was SO happy!!! He told his parents that he ignored them and they were so proud of little Tommy!! The end.

Week 3 (21)

Jeffy was a lonley kid. He had just moved to a new house in the middle of nowhere. He had no friends. On the first day of his new school, he made 2 new friends! Those friends were inseparable. They went everywhere together. And both of them (Cley and Barb) had phones. So Jeffy begged his parents for a phone. And they got him one! So the next day, Jeffy told Cley and Barb about his phone. He called them everyday. And he got lots of cool games. He never got off his phone. ...They never should have said yes...

59 comments:

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  2. I love your week 4 story its really funny -Kiernan=0000

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  3. I love your week 4 story it so funny!
    ~Amina A :)

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  4. WOW! That is a lot of cats and dogs! Imagen that was real! Very creative story, nice job! ~Lizzie

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  5. Cliff, your week 8 story is so much FUN to read I love how when you got back there were 100,000 more dogs waiting! Your storys are all so funny. -Gemma Sela

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  6. Hi Cliff,
    I really enjoyed your story. I can imagine you telling this story out loud! It's got lots of humour and I love the part where you write, 'There in my house!' Keep up the great writing.
    Ms Brennock
    Team 100 w/c
    Dublin

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  7. I like how you made it your point of view, like a person talking. Not a narrator.

    -Dominic V.

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  8. Great job on your response for week 7! I really liked the description at the beginning of your story. I’m happy that your character found a bright side to something that might seem not so great. Awesome job!

    -Kalina

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  9. I like your week 15 story, it was funny. The cow never stopped yodeling!

    -Dominic

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  10. I like how the cow went and took the villagers voice boxes

    -Jayden

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  11. I like your week 15 story of how the cow got mad and took the voice boxes :) -Gemma Sela

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  12. Fern Tan (Team 100WC)February 2, 2021 at 11:28 AM

    Hi, Cliff! I thought your week 18 story was a creative interpretation of the prompt. It makes me wonder why the dad wanted to buy that bicycle. I also loved the last line - it was very chuckle-worthy. Keep writing!

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  13. Hi Cliff,
    I like your week 19 story! My favorite part is the end were you said there were making friends with rocks! Your storys make me laugh every time I read them.
    Keep up the awesome writing.

    -Gemma Sela,

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  14. Cliff,
    It was so funny how the fish pooped on her after she tried eating it! Nice karma.

    -Dominic

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  15. Week 19 was so funny The funniest part was the Chinese squirrel army - AHMET Cohort 3 GES@FMS

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  16. I wonder where that kid is now. Great story
    -Connor Cataldo

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  17. Hey Cliff! I really liked your week 7 story! I liked how you described NYC as a "Concrete jungle". I loved it!

    Your friend Asher

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  18. I like how the kid came and wanted all of the balloons, but he flew away! Good job.

    -Dominic

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  19. Hi Cliff! The story of Week 23 is pretty cool. I like it! You have a great imagination. Well done!

    Xuerong Huang (Team 100wc)

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  20. wow that story was weird but pretty cool

    From,Henry Rivas

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  21. Nice story cliff, I can imagine that situation!! And why did the clown say no?
    -Jayden

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    1. The clown said no because he knew the kid would fly up! (sorry i didnt add that to my story)

      -Cliff

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  22. Your story was funny Cliff, the orange rhubarb was elected president! :(

    -Dominic

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  23. I like how his name was sir KinPumk. great story cliff

    ~Connor

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  24. Cliff,
    I reaad your week 24 story and I enjoyed reading it! I love your funny names for your characters!
    Keep up the awesome writing
    -Gemma Sela,🌺

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  25. I like how you made your story with so many different names! (Week 25)

    -Dominic

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  26. HAHA cliff I like your week 25
    ------K-A-V-Y-A

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  27. I liked all of your weeks they are so funny.
    -Brian Jiang

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  28. Cliff, I liked your week 25 story.Especially when you did all that rhyming. keep it up. -Theo c.

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  29. Your week 25 was great, I like that you made the name of your character rhyme with the name of you civilization.
    -Jayden

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  30. I like your week 26, SQUIRRELS RULE!

    -Dominic

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  31. Amazing Cliff! The funny part was "No I like Marmite" started the war! Keep the funny stuff up! ~ Suhaani

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  32. Cliff, I liked your week 26, especially when you said "Oh no…… there bringing out the nukes… I'm going to go get my nukes out! This is becoming the cold war all over again." Keep up the good writing! -Theo

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  33. HA HA interesting week 28 I liked the surfing octocat

    From Henry Rivas

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  34. Interesting combo octopus live in water and cats hate water. Very funny.
    -Jayden

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  35. I like your creative story so cool a catopus good job.
    mason

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  36. Poor catopus. Stinking hunters. ~Ellie

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  37. its realy cool you just made up an animal catopus its sound really funny to

    form:ken

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  38. Well clif i like where you added the wolf let out a pitiful howl it is such a good spot. From Joey

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  39. Wow! The cow choked you? That is really weird. Nice job. ~ Suhaani

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  40. Where did the space cow get a fish... Did the space cow have thumbs?! Interesting story.
    -Jayden

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  41. well um I like your 100 word week 30 because right away you put well I um got ubducted by aliens. mason

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  42. I like how you week 30 was weird in the end when a fish slapped you. :) LOL

    FROM-AhMeT

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  43. cliff your week 30 is so funny half baby half cow and he slapped you with a fish darth vader mode this story is very funny

    From:ken

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  44. I love how you say Well, um… I’ve been abducted by aliens. You make him sound so calm in this weird situation

    ~Connor

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  45. i liked your alien story nice job

    Mir.k

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  46. the mushroom smelled so bad YOUR FACE WRINKLED!tha must have been smelly

    -Andre

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  47. I like your week 31 because you said I made one rule kill smelly mushrooms that was funny good job. mason

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  48. I like how you said, "It made me wistful of a Samsung Smart Fridge." It's funny.

    -Dominic

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  49. I like how you were driving your "Boat" on the road. nice touch to the story cliff. Great job

    ~Connor

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  50. I like how the cow baby schwaped him in the face with a fish

    ~Kiernan






    ~cause I'm famous

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  51. I like your week 30. It is funny. I don't see the other storys though. Where are they
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    YOUR FRIEND HENRY RIVAS

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  52. you said you were driving your boat so that means you had to be in the water not in the road. mason

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  53. THE FISH COULD FLY!?

    -Dominic

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  54. I like your imagination in week 34 good job. mason

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  55. How where you driving your boat on the road endless you have one of thoes car boats -Andre

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  56. I like how your story was very creative
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    Henry Rivas

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  57. Hi cliff I like your 100 word challenge of week ,well done .

    Suzanna Sara Cherian

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  58. Very.. interesting Cliff. Shaquille O’neal must be a master at running on 4 hands and legs!

    -Dominic

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